Following Jake Paul’s recent boxing match in which he emerged victorious over Mike Tyson, Paul deduced that logically his next opponent would have to be president Joseph R. Biden, stating that, “After my flawless victory over Tyson in the ring, I’m looking for an opponent who’s a little more experienced.” By calling Joe Biden into the ring, he insists “I’ll be making a name for myself in the boxing world and the political world. I feel like I’m really in my prime, ” which he said as he winked at reporters whilst placing a bottle of prime on the table in front of him. When Mike Tyson was asked about his thoughts on this, he simply replied “Bribe? What Bribe?” as he quickly rushed back to his yacht which he had purchased with the five million dollars that was “mysteriously” transferred to his bank account after his recent loss.
After reporters got word from Jake Paul discussing any future endeavors he might take on, he says “I’m ready to fight, who many consider ‘the goat.’” Speculative theories have been made over this vague comment, some believe he’s ready to challenge Cristiano Ronaldo or even Lebron James. However, the most plausible explanation of this vague description he’s given to us is that he’s alluding to a future fight with the deceased Muhhamad Ali. Evidence for this claim has been supported as reporters have ambushed Jake Paul while entering a cemetery asking, “What are you doing here?” Mr. Paul responded with “I’m looking for my next fight,” as he approached Ali’s grave whilst grabbing a shovel.