During an interview with Newsmax host Rob Schmitt, Elon Musk announced to the crowd “I am Become Meme” with an underwhelming reaction from the audience. After this interview was over, he went on public record to say that he officially declared himself a “meme” after scrolling through TikTok and 𝕏. He requested to be taken off the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), as he is close to transferring his consciousness to the Internet and will no longer have the time to worry about the United States and its transactions.
Musk posted this tweet to 𝕏: “At this point, I think it’s better to submit to my desires of tweeting GIFS and responding with 😂to every online post I see.” After this was posted, it was reported that Musk donated $300 billion to online entities such as Reddit, 4chan, and Wikipedia, saying, “I need to help my TRUE people.”
This bold decision raised questions to the public about who would take care of X Æ A-Xii. In a shocking turn of events, it has been declared that Donald Trump will be adopting him. Suspiciously, before Musk finalized the paperwork, he requested that his son take assassination lessons, saying that the “presidency will soon belong to the correct person.” Many have taken this statement to mean that Musk is changing his political view, whereas some delusional people believe that Elon is referring to himself as the “correct person.” To remind folks, it’s clearly Elon Musk that is president of the United States, and not Donald Trump.
